Thursday, October 14, 2010

If You Give a Mom a Muffin

If you give a mom a muffin,

She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she'll find dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her
she has to plan for supper.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook
("101 Things To Do With a Pound of Hamburger").
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The check book is in her purse
that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.
She'll smell something funny. She'll change the two-year-old's diaper.
While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring.
Her five-year-old will answer and hang up.
She'll remember she wants to phone a friend for coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her
that she was going to have a cup.
And chances are... If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it
~~~~ Author Unknown ~~~~

(Is there another Mom out there that can shout out a loud AMEN?!)

6 comments:

  1. Oh, this is SO the day I am having. Wait...this sounds like all my days.

    (AMEN!)

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  2. Oh girl, HOLLA! Ain't that the truth! I wondered for a minute if you wrote it!

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  3. wow, i have never heard of this one, that's GREAT!!! and yes, it all sound so familiar...esp. w/ little ones... :-) thanks for sharing. and i agree w/ Melanie, for a minute, i thought you wrote it too...except you don't have a five yr. old yet... :-)

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  4. I thought the same thing...that maybe you wrote this! So typical of a "day-in-the-life-of"!!! So Cute! :-)

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